A male, usually white, normally in college but not always. Always wears a striped button up shirt and has gel in his hair (very metro-sexual). Enjoys dancing to the latest pop or rap and doing a bad job at it. Hang out in groups of four or more and can be hard to spot do to the striped configuration while standing so close together. Can be seen giving excessive amounts of "high fives" or "ass slaps" while enjoying lite beer, ultra lite beer, or bright colored fruity drinks. They try to hook up with chicks but it never works and they go home together wondering why none of them managed to seal the deal.
"Look at those fun boys over there, they can't dance and are drinking chick drinks. I think one just had some gel drip into his beer!"
This definition is taken from "Urban Dictionary"
In Australia I would say a fun boy is someone who goes to the music festivals, and works out at the gym a lot, likes to take drugs, especially ecstasy. And even if they don't go to the gym, they are overly concerned with their image, so hair, facial expressions, clothes, all trying to be effortlessly cool and some achieving it with more success than others, but when they appear in a large groups together like a festival, they just look like clones of each other.
It’s as Mr. ANU said to me while he was in Thailand, "You see all those aussie fun boys on the beach in Phuket, you know from Joe's (St. Joseph’s Marist Brother College Sydney) all touching each other, being hyper masculine, trying to be uber straight, but they can’t keep their hands of each other and can’t stop grabbing each other’s dicks. Wearing their festival fluro’s and new retro 80’s sunglasses everywhere they go, in large groups, can’t doing anything without at least 6 of their mates coming with them for company and moral support.”
I can’t be bothered writing anything tonight, but I want to post, so enjoy the pretty pictures from the summer music festivals here in Sydney, especially any readers form the northern hemisphere suffering in the snow.
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